ATTENTION: ROTTING CORPSE OF TAMMY FAYE NOW UP FOR AUCTION!

Yes, ladies and gentlemen! We have here 1 recently deceased Tammy Faye corpse for your bidding pleasure! She slices! She dices! She chops and juliennes! Tammy Faye makes MOUNDS of cole slaw in SECONDS! Simply remove her wig and she's a pasta maker! In addition to her fantastic kitchen features, the Rotting Corpse of Tammy Faye (hereafter referred to as the RCoTF) also doubles as a science experiment for the kids! Watch as your children learn the magic of decomposition in real time!

But wait! There's more!

For those of you lonely men out there who like you some skinny bitches....(this means you, Rex) - - she's also a cancer-ridden fucktoy! What anorexic loving man wouldn't want to stick his cock into the cold, fishy flesh of a dead televangelist? I submit to you that there are none!

Still not convinced? Listen to THIS testimonial!

"Man, back when we were married and doing the PTL club, Tammy Faye was a fucking FREAK! Man, that bitch would tongue my asshole, snort coke off of my balls, hell, she'd even sodomize herself with the Jackhammer Jesus while I rubbed her tits down with filet mignon and lobster! Then we'd mainline some 200 year old Dom Perignon and shit all over the studio! God DAMN there's nothing like forcing a 20 year old intern to eat your shit off of the floor while you're high as a fucking kite! Those were the DAYS, my friend! Those were the FUCKING DAYS!" -Jim Bakker

I'd like to start the bidding at ONE MILLION DOLLARS!

er......anyone?

Ok, ONE THOUSAND!

no?

A hundred. One hundred dollars for a GENUINE Tammy Faye!

What's with the goddamn crickets?

50 bucks?

10?

25 cents?

Man, this bitch is hard to get rid of. I'll tell you what - this live auction shit isn't working. I'll take bids in the comments section, winner takes the corpse.

Come on, she's really starting to stink.

As always, I'm shardborn for www.jesus-sucks-dick.com, your antichristian news leader.

Comments

Leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeon wins!

As nobody else even bid, AnGabharBan wins the RCoTF for the low, low price of 5 euro cents! With buyer's premium and shipping to Ireland, your grand total comes to $500,000 USD or 5 euro. Will that be cash or charge?

-shardborn

A real bid

I bid 5 EURO cent, beat that!