Jesus is an asshole!

And now we have proof. You can see here that yes, he is everywhere, which is something we've said wasn't true. We'll take the hit on that one. But more important is what he's actually doing while he's everywhere.

Check out the video here: Jesus is Everywhere

Comments

The end is FAKE!

I can accept the rest of the video, and even agree that Jesus is enough of a cocksucker to pull all of those things off. But having sex with a WOMAN? No way. The end of that video was obviously added on to lend some credibility to the crackpot theory that Jesus was straight. You can tell that the special effects at the end of the video are COMPLETELY different than the rest, and it's not because the author wanted to save us from seeing sex. This is obviously a ploy by the christian coalition. FUCK YOU, PAT ROBERTSON! Your lies have no place on jesus-sucks-dick.com! Release the unedited video or face our wrath!