Happy Birthday, Kulrak!

Yes, one of the co-founders of #jesus_sucks_dick turned 33 today, and we here at the antichristian news desk would like to take this opportunity to wish him a good one. I understand that Rex has removed Jesus from under his desk and packed him up...and he is currently inhabiting a rat-infested shipping crate to Australia so that Kulrak can get some of that good down-home savior lovin'. He'll still have to pay the $5, but what could be a better birthday present than the rotting corpse of Jesus covered in rats? In addition, I understand that Jesus is going to do a rousing rendition of Marilyn Monroe's "Happy Birthday" buck naked with a candle sticking out of his fully erect penis. Wouldn't you like to be there when Kulrak blows out THAT candle, faithful readers?

Happy birthday, motherfucker!

FTSOJ!

Comments

YES!

A new hole to fuck!

Thanks.. or something!

One year closer to Hell! Bring on the party! I appreciate the gift of jesus, tho. He'll come in handy next time I run out of wine....or blowjobs. And to answer the question, I'll blow out that candle with a shotgun.