BREAK OUT THE BOOZE, FALWELL IS DEAD!

The Reverend Jerry Falwell, a leading US conservative evangelist, has died in a hospital in Virginia after being found unconscious in his office.

Doctors gave Mr Falwell emergency treatment at Lynchburg General Hospital but could not revive him.

We here at www.jesus-sucks-dick.com are gonna miss the crazy old fucker. After all, he's done more to further tarnish the less than sterling reputation of christianity than any modern christian alive or dead.

While we applaud his untimely death, you gotta admit the cocksucker was entertaining:

In 2002, he sparked anger across the Muslim world by calling the Prophet Muhammad a "terrorist". He later apologized.

Shortly after the 11 September 2001 attacks, he said that gays, atheists, civil-rights activists and legal abortions in the US had angered God and "helped this happen".

In 1999, he denounced the BBC TV children's show The Teletubbies, because he believed one character, Tinky Winky, was homosexual.

From 9/11 to Katrina, this whackjob has always had an off the wall comment that sent his followers into orgasm and the rest of the world to scratching their heads and wondering "What has this fucker been smoking?"

Goodbye Jerry.....you insane child molesting homosexual pedophile bastard!

Link: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/6659457.stm

Comments

I bet Larry Flynt would be jumping for joy right now..

if he wasn't confined to a wheelchair cause some whackjob follower of Jerry Falwell shot him in the spine.. Just for trying to bring the masses pictures of sluts!

Shot through the spine, and still won the case and outlived Falwell. Here's to you, Larry!

Gas prices are going to fall

Gas prices are going to fall since that fatass dinosaur is going to turn into oil when they bury him! Pat Robertson better keep his christian knick knacks close at hand since the Grim Reaper took his favorite butt buddie.