THE ALGORITHM CONSTANTLY FINDS JESUS (sucking dick)

We did not invent the algorithm.
The algorithm consistently finds Jesus.
The algorithm killed Jeeves.
The algorithm is banned in China.
The algorithm is from Jersey.
The algorithm constantly finds Jesus.

After encountering some sort of viral marketing campaign from Xkcd's blag, I felt it necessary to further interrupt jesus' salad tossing of the ask company, and put him on the spot here on why he's sucking jeeves' dick in Jersey. Maybe the cocksucker can manage to keep a dick out of his mouth long enough to speak without using only vowels.