Who'd win in a competition of dick sucking?

Britney Spears with the violet tornado technique
19% (15 votes)
The Anti Christ with the "I'll suck till you roast in hell." attitude?
6% (5 votes)
Michael Moore with his fast food frenzy fruitopia suck
6% (5 votes)
Stuck in a corner with jesus having you tied up and spanking your ass as he sucks your dick?
44% (34 votes)
Any whore from the local convent with no experience.
24% (19 votes)
Total votes: 78

Comments

Um....

where's the Chuck Norris option??!?!?!?

FTSOJ!