BRITNEY SPEARS IS THE ANTICHRIST!

News of the World is reporting that Britney Spears drew 666 on her head and ran around her rehab center screaming "I AM THE ANTICHRIST!"

I am inclined to believe that this isn't true. She is *not* the antichrist. While Britney is a stupid, filthy whore.....I doubt that she has any sort of staying power. The true antichrist needs to be able to suck more cock than Jesus....and I think Britney's 15 minutes are about up.

Man, I hope this bitch succeeds in offing herself. What a great boon to society that would be.

Full Story here: http://www.londonnet.co.uk/entertainment/2007/Mar/5094_20070305.php

Comments

What a tale of white trashdom..

This could be an episode of Trailer Park Boys. All it needs is a driveway made of hash.

How the hell do you fuck up killing yourself? The vast majority of the billions that have died before you have done it completely unassisted and most probably unintentionally, and you can't do it if you try? I'd say you should kill yourself, but....

The source added: "Britney has realised what a rock Kevin has been to her, she wants to be with him again. Britney seems much happier and has calmed down since the incident. She is a completely different Britney from the beginning of the week."

Who is this source, k-fag? Didn't she catch him cheating on her? Some rock. The only rock she had, she probably smoked right before she married that idiot.

Meanwhile, Britney's mother Lynne has banned former lover Justin Timberlake from visiting the star in rehab.

What? What's he gonna do, slip her some old Mouseketeer photos of when she had talent?

This whole thing is pretty fucking stupid. And to think, if we hadn't seen her begging pedophiles to beat her some more ("Hit Me Baby, One More Time"), she'd just be one more crazy bitch in rehab..