Pastor with 666 tattoo claims to be Jesus, but does he give cheap rimjobs?

De Jesus, 61, grew up poor in Puerto Rico. He says he served stints in prison there for petty theft and says he was a heroin addict.

Hmm, well the real Jesus had his run-ins with the law too. Other than that, he seems way too cool to be Jesus, as seen here:

Followers have protested Christian churches in Miami and Latin America, disrupting services and smashing crosses and statues of Jesus.

and here:

He says he has a church-paid salary of $136,000 but lives more lavishly than that. During an interview, he showed off a diamond-encrusted Rolex to a CNN crew and said he has three just like them. He travels in armored Lexuses and BMWs, he says, for his safety. All are gifts from his devoted followers.

So, he bilks dumbass christians out of diamond encrusted rolexes and armored lexuses while convincing them to protest churches and smash crosses and statues of Jesus. And he has a 666 tattoo! This guy is a fucken genius!

Full CNN Story here