The Power of Christ Compels You, Cocksucker!

Now there's a line I haven't heard......lately. Usually I'm compelling Jesus to suck my cock by waving $5 bills around.


We'd rather writhe in gay pleasure than repress ourselves in "God's" name. Unless Jesus cures by giving head. Then maybe we'll consider it. Oh, and if he gives us unlimited wine.

Jesus does indeed cure by giving head. Or at least, he gives head. I haven't seen him actually cure anything.

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