TOM CRUISE IS THE NEW JESUS!

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,4-2007030603,00.html

If Cruise is the new Jesus, that means it's time to nail him to a stick, poke him with a spear, and get that fucker pimped out to suck some COCK!

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"Show me the cock!"

He can use his line in Jerry Maguire and use it to his advantage, now.

"Show me the cockey!" "SHOW ME THE COCKEY!"

Help me, help you..... give you head! Show me the cockey!

Ole SquirtyFace

It explains that girlish giggle he did when he got squirted in the face with water.. He must've thought it was semen!