Mel Gibson a racist bastard, still enjoys sex with young boys

While I said that I would never interview Mel Gibson again after he shit all over me, the administration of #Jesus_Sucks_Dick has demanded a story on the recent "Gibson punches Russian whore in teeth, spews racial vomit, and threatens to burn down the house" headlines that are circulating around the net. So without further ado, here is part two of my Mel Gibson interview. (In the interest of full disclosure, I was required to don a reproduction kapo uniform from Auschwitz and address him as "Mein Führer" to secure this interview. I was then forced to wear an SS uniform and tell him what a good idea attacking Oksana Grigorieva in winter was. God DAMN, I hate Mel Gibson.)

Shardborn: Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule to talk with me today.
Mel Gibson: What busy schedule? Those motherfucking hymie bastards took my job!
S: I see. Would you care to respond to the allegations that Miss Grigorieva has made in the press?
MG: There's nothing wrong with attacking Russians or threatening to burn down their houses. I hate Russia.
S: Er, Mr. Gibson....weren't you having intercourse with her?
MG: I was only trying to spew forth my seed of righteousness, so that her filthy commie vagina would see the error of its ways and rise up against the oppressive kike gynocracy that was keeping it down!
S: What about the allegation that you told her that you (and I quote) "hoped she was raped by a pack of niggers"?
MG: There's nothing wrong with that either. That's why I'm taking my subservient whore Robyn and our thirty-six children back to Australia where I came from! Thank fuck there are still places like Australia....where nobody sees anything wrong with hating those methanol-drinking abbo cocksmokers! Goddamn I hate those darkie bastards! At least they're aware of white power in the good old "OZ", here in the States those spear-chucking jungle bunnies actually believe that they're HUMAN! How completely disgusting!
S: And burning down the house?
MG: What's more Australian than a bonfire and some good 'ol shrimp on the baaaaarbie? Haven't you seen those Outback Steakhouse commercials? That's exactly how we live, except there aren't any jigaboos with us. Goddamn Americans always having to include every race in their fucking advertisements!
(At this point in the interview, Mr. Gibson began goosestepping around the room, singing "GIBSON, GIBSON ÜBER ALLES!")
S: Mr. Gibson, are we ok to continue the interview?
MG: You keep asking questions, and I'll keep answering them, you hook-nosed jew bastard! That's how this works! What? Now I have to tell you how to do your fucking job?
S: Mr. Gibson, I am not a Jew.
(Mr. Gibson begins urinating on my shoes)
MG: Jew! JEW! JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
(I stand up)
S: This interview is over.
MG: Oh, you'd like to think so.....WOULDN'T YOU.....JUDE?!? You're not going anywhere!
(Mel Gibson pulls a Nazi marked Walther P-38 from his pocket)
MG: I AM DER FÜHRER! ES IST ZEIT FÜR RACHE! WIR MÜSSEN DIE JUDEN AUSROTTEN!
S: Sir, please....I really am not interested in dying today.
MG: Töten sie die Juden!
(I point quickly in the opposite direction)
S: Hey! Isn't that Woody Allen?
MG: Wir können nicht still stehen, bis alle tot sind!
(Mel turns to search, I run like hell)

I survived another interview with Mel Gibson. I don't fucking care *what* I'm threatened with in the future...I'm not going anywhere near that goddamn whackjob again. He's moving to Australia, Kulrak can interview him.

Fuck.

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