LOG: Mike Awesome, the X-tremely dead man-grappler!

<Grimlok> i'm so bored i put it on WWE Raw
<Kulrak> oiled up half-naked man grappling!
<Alec_Empire> some wrestler died over the weekend
<Alec_Empire> Mike Awesome or something
<Kulrak> hehe
<Alec_Empire> from ECW
<shardborn> Mike Awesome?
<shardborn> heheheheh
<Kulrak> he deserved to die with that name
<Alec_Empire> i think so
<shardborn> yeah
<Alec_Empire> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike_Awesome
<Kulrak> Pro wrestler Mike Awesome dies of apparent suicide
<Ratrophy> hehe Awesome Mike!
<Grimlok> wtf
<Grimlok> Ric Flair is still alive?
<Kulrak> yeah
<der_Metzger> haha
<Kulrak> he looks like he's preserved in formaldahyde tho
<der_Metzger> he was from the 70s
<der_Metzger> or 40s
<Alec_Empire> Michael Alfonso (January 24, 1965 - February 17, 2007) better known by his ring name Mike Awesome, was an American professional wrestler best known for his work in Extreme Championship Wrestling.
<Kulrak> hung himself!
<der_Metzger> hmm
<Alec_Empire> yeah
<Alec_Empire> he called friends over to come pick him up to go out
<der_Metzger> is that the most extreme form of suicide?
<Alec_Empire> instead they found him hung
<Kulrak> der_Metzger: I doubt it
<Alec_Empire> nah
<Alec_Empire> jump infront of atrain
<der_Metzger> I thought frisbee seppuku was pretty hardcore
<Alec_Empire> train!
<der_Metzger> train is instant
<der_Metzger> you want something with extreme pain
<Kulrak> he took the same way out as jonathin brandis
<Alec_Empire> dragged behind a baha bug in the baha 500
<Kulrak> and that kid was a pussy
<Kulrak> X-Treme Suicide, YEAH!
<Kulrak> street luge with loose wheels
<Kulrak> into oncoming traffic
<Kulrak> that'd be X-Treme!
<der_Metzger> hmm
<Alec_Empire> street luge on a caliche road in a thong and fishnets on a hot arizona day!
<der_Metzger> how about run over by a tank?
<Alec_Empire> with lettuce trucks coming at you
<Alec_Empire> i still like the drawn in quarters by 4 wild, steroid injected chihuahuas
<Kulrak> bmx thru iran wearing nothing but a US flag, chanting "allah sucks my asshole, cocksuckers!"
<Alec_Empire> now that.... that's extreme!
<der_Metzger> how about eating your intestine to death?
<Kulrak> hehe
<Kulrak> and of course, you'd have to be endorsed by Mt. Dew
<Kulrak> nothing is X-treme without a Dew sticker on it
<Alec_Empire> or being throwin in a pit of wild and starving chihuahuas and shitzus
<shardborn> hehehe
<Alec_Empire> maybe a few lahpsa Opsas
<Kulrak> Lasso Oprahs?
<Alec_Empire> ophrah too!
<Alec_Empire> throw her into the mix
<der_Metzger> what about impaling yourself on a spike
<der_Metzger> like vlad tepes
<Kulrak> what about fucking courtney love?
<Kulrak> you'd get any number of potentially fatal diseases
<Alec_Empire> that sounds homoerotic
<Kulrak> hmm.. impaling or courtney love?
<Alec_Empire> both!
<Kulrak> hehe
<jerrybob> she's a hosebeast
<shardborn> fucking courtney love is just too cruel
<shardborn> I wouldn't wish that on anyone
<Kulrak> shardborn: what about kurt cobain?
<Kulrak> hehe
<Alec_Empire> the vette.. makes them wet!
<shardborn> maybe his corpse
<Kulrak> hehe
<der_Metzger> I think just being in the same room as courtney love would be fatal
<Kulrak> yeah
<Kulrak> she probably has so many VDs that they have cross-bred and created new airborne VDs
<Kulrak> you just have to think about her cooch and cock falls off!
<Alec_Empire> singing like bocelli for dummies!
<Alec_Empire> hehe
<der_Metzger> though, I would say the same about anna nicole
<Kulrak> yeah
<Alec_Empire> conter pontiro!
<Kulrak> tho anna nicole was an amateur compared to courtney love
<Kulrak> Catchphrase
<Kulrak> "I'm the BEST!"
<Kulrak> "Awesome Bomb BABY!"
<Kulrak> He worked for a few months with WWF after the collapse of WCW, as well as with All Japan, but had not wrestled in some time. He was working as a realtor at Coldwell Banker at the time of his death.
<Kulrak> "YEAH! Awesome Mike will get you the house of your DREAMS, BABY!"
* Kulrak piledrives the competing realtor
<Alec_Empire> hehe
<Alec_Empire> century 21 ain't got shit on me, baby!