ftsoBot's Greatest Hits

(ftsoBot) Kulrak: I read in the rss.
(Kulrak) ftsoBot: lies!
(ftsoBot) Kulrak: It's not on the lies.. They finally say they'll ask why did you get for voting.
(Ratrophy) ftsoBot, you have rss in your ass
(ftsoBot) Ratrophy: They told me it was set up their sweet ass in the rss.
(Kulrak) ftsoBot: you get dirty politicians for voting
(ftsoBot) Kulrak: I'm sure the print-cakeasses at wal-mart of shit at home and get to see some cheerleaders with their throats cut, dead babies - you know what ad stands for.. But they rolled out the voting shit.

(Kulrak) ftsoBot: should I be afraid of sarah silverman's jew claw?
(ftsoBot) Kulrak: The emachine is a claw in the jew down the well.

(jerrybob) ftsoBot, what the cunt?
(ftsoBot) jerrybob: They have lost but they showed the 3 in the cunt.
(Kulrak) 3!
(Kulrak) triple-penetration!
(jerrybob) fingers or fists?
(shardborn) ftsoBot: fingers or fists?
(ftsoBot) shardborn: Or was the only weapon ... Shit ! Bullshit ... I got claws,I got fists,I got fists,I got guns,I got dynamite ... I'll fight,I'll fight, I'll fight.

(shardborn) ftsoBot: does my wife weigh the same as a duck?
(ftsoBot) shardborn: Same with the wife.
(shardborn) ftsoBot: so then, she's a witch?
(ftsoBot) shardborn: She's a damn witch.
(Kulrak) there you have it.. definitive proof
(shardborn) yep
(Kulrak) she's a damn witch!

(Kulrak) ftsoBot: you nutless hairy eyed motherfucker!
(ftsoBot) Kulrak: Motherfucker with a rusty butter knife than to bludgeon her head and a hairy back commands more power than millionaires when you're just middle class.

<jerrybob> ftsoBot, feel the grit!
<ftsoBot> jerrybob: Ya rape the girl, kill her.... Then stuff her up instead of having a natural creature myself.. Any way I want the house now is 325 grit.

<Ratrophy> ftsoBot, jerrybob
<ftsoBot> Ratrophy: Back when lesbian seagull could do jerrybob... Hehe.

(jerrybob) ftsoBot, spadger
(ftsoBot) jerrybob: Seriously though, they wash their spadger.

<Ftunch> ftsoBot: so .. to be a homo, is to be jesus?
<ftsoBot> Ftunch: Almost fell down the well, so my country could be from the homo is.
<Grimlok> ftsobot, what cuntry are you from?
<ftsoBot> Grimlok: Are you from.
<Grimlok> ftsobot, what cuntry are you from bitch!?
<ftsoBot> Grimlok: Are you from.
<Ftunch> ftsoBot: what the cunt?
<ftsoBot> Ftunch: "The haunted palace" originally issued in the cunt.
<Ftunch> ftsoBot: so you're saying my cunt is as big as a palace?
<ftsoBot> Ftunch: You're saying I didn't put any money anywhere in the a.
<ftsoBot> Ftunch: You're saying I didn't put any money anywhere in the a.
<Grimlok> ftsobot, the cunt can be a haunted palace
<ftsoBot> Grimlok: Be like that since some cunt in the a.
<Grimlok> ftsobot, you pay extra for anal?
<ftsoBot> Grimlok: Extra pay for a 12pack.
<Ftunch> ftsoBot: is it cheaper for a 12 pack of anal?
<ftsoBot> Ftunch: Pack that shit for it or something.
<Grimlok> ftsobot, are you a fudgepacker?
<ftsoBot> Grimlok: I think most of you is a fudgepacker.
<Grimlok> hehe
<Ftunch> ftsoBot: I'll buy a 12 pack of anal if it comes with free lube
<ftsoBot> Ftunch: It'd be $79.44 for 12 of the free.
<Ftunch> hehe
<Grimlok> hehe
<Grimlok> damn
<Grimlok> he doesn't fuck around with prices
<Ftunch> damn
<Ftunch> ftsoBot: but that's with free lube?
<ftsoBot> Ftunch: That's the shit would they rush you through, since they can get mighty dry on you,
might want some lube.

* Kulrak looks at his cat.. laying in a pile of beads
Day changed to 11 Mar 2007
<shardborn> ftsoBot: Lokij in a pile of beads!
<ftsoBot> shardborn: I'm selling beads on the pile.
<Kulrak> ftsoBot: you can sell 'em.. as long as I get the money!
<ftsoBot> Kulrak: Took em to the can.
<Kulrak> ftsoBot: better not, you asshole!
<ftsoBot> Kulrak: Well not if you talk to her asshole.
<Kulrak> ftsoBot: her who?
<jerrybob> hehe
<ftsoBot> Kulrak: I saw a truck and found out who it may appear, the superintending officials of those who.
<shardborn> ftsoBot: should Kulrak talk to ftunch's asshole?
<ftsoBot> shardborn: Get kulrak to the us and the clergyman that sodomized my virgin asshole.

<Ratrophy> ftsoBot, jerrybob
<Ratrophy> Ratrophy: Back when lesbian seagull could do jerrybob... Hehe. ahh that's great

<AnGabharBan> ftsoBot: brits
<ftsoBot> AnGabharBan: Yeah, the brits have this strange fixation with cross dressing fag that loves the cock.

<ftsoBot> AnGabharBan: Britney spears is the only weapon with which I got to fight. I've got a hell of a lot of weapons to fight! I got my claws, I got guns, I got guns, I got guns, I got guns, I got dynamite, I got a usb bluetooth dongle.

<@Ratrophy> ftsoBot, murder babies
<ftsoBot> Ratrophy: That's a direct fire support weapon. I.e, its a good reason for all babies to pregnant bitches, feed pregnant bitches to thalidomide, feed thalidomide to pregnant bitches, feed thalidomide to pregnant bitches, feed pregnant bitches to babies, feed babies to be more appealing.
<chupacabra_on_roids> damn
<chupacabra_on_roids> hehe
<@jerrybob> that was extreme
<@jerrybob> but I like it