Jesus's blog

The H is for..

Not Homo
Not Hambone
..or Hamboner
..or Hermophrodite
..or Haliotosis
..or Herpes
..or Hentrietta (although there was that one weekend in Vegas)

it's HAROLD!!

That's right, Jesus Harold "El Chupaverga" Christo. Thanks a bunch dad, you choad smoking nigger hating ass muncher.

Woah what a day!

I woke up this morning and took a dump. Then I got out of bed and wiped my ass with the sheet.

Licking the Jizz from your Testicles - Memoirs of Jesus H. "El Chupaverga" Christo

I have to admit it. I love the cock. Big juicy meaty cock, small skinny scabby dick - I've eaten it all with a smile on my face.

Some misguided zealots will claim that I do in fact NOT suck the cock. Not the truth. Just ask my Dad. I'll never forget the day he and that old festering cunt fart of a holy ghost told me to go get nailed. How was I to know it was meant to be onto a chunk of 4x4 and not in the ass by all of my disciples?

And don't get me started on my mother. The whole "immaculate conception" thing was a crock of shit. Her vagina gaped so wide and dad had such a small cock he didn't touch the sides. And that "man made in his image" bullshit - well it's only 100% true for those tiny dicked slanty eyed motherfuckers over in Asia. Fuck I hate gooks.

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