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Have you Fucked The Skull Of Jesus this year?

For When You Need A Bit Of Jesus Inside You..

Jesus is becoming very multiskilled these days. He's tired of being turned on and off like a light switch. He wants to be inside of you in the most intimate way. If you thought Jesus was a pain in the ass before.. well.. BEHOLD!

The baby Jesus buttplug..

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Jesus Loves The Little Children

Hmm that conjures up a lot to do with pedophila. What makes me laugh all the more is that you've got to turn him 'off' to turn him on. I wonder what they'll think of next...

Pope from Hell and the Hellfire Virgin

I guess the last Pope wasn't content enough being given the sendoff he had. I think I'd be pretty pleased to have such a grand farewell. But nooooo he couldn't stay dead. I guess he's pretty pissed that a Star Wars villan lookalike has inherited his job.

He's done the 'force' comeback like a dead Yoda to put the fear of Hell into people. Or really it is just a fire, a gust of wind, a camera and some nut that just happened to time his shutter on the sheer coincidence that it looks kinda popelike.

With this image you make up your own mind. I must admit it shows an uncanny resemblance to the frail choirboy cumstained robed pope with his tradmarked hunchback. It doesn't look like he's waving in his flaming resurrection. I'm more inclined to say that like he's flippin' the bird in the "fuck you Jesus you dick sucking whorebag" kinda fashion.

As an added bonus, not only do we have the Pope from Hell, we've got a heavily pregnant rather smug looking flameage of the 'Virgin'.

I guess this is where the saying "bun in the oven" comes from.. The audience don't look all that thrilled. They have the "Oh look its flamin' Mary again" expressions.

People could find more interesting examples of representation. Like that Nutri-grain piece that looked like ET. That was gold...

The H is for..

Not Homo
Not Hambone
..or Hamboner
..or Hermophrodite
..or Haliotosis
..or Herpes
..or Hentrietta (although there was that one weekend in Vegas)

it's HAROLD!!

That's right, Jesus Harold "El Chupaverga" Christo. Thanks a bunch dad, you choad smoking nigger hating ass muncher.

Woah what a day!

I woke up this morning and took a dump. Then I got out of bed and wiped my ass with the sheet.

Licking the Jizz from your Testicles - Memoirs of Jesus H. "El Chupaverga" Christo

I have to admit it. I love the cock. Big juicy meaty cock, small skinny scabby dick - I've eaten it all with a smile on my face.

Some misguided zealots will claim that I do in fact NOT suck the cock. Not the truth. Just ask my Dad. I'll never forget the day he and that old festering cunt fart of a holy ghost told me to go get nailed. How was I to know it was meant to be onto a chunk of 4x4 and not in the ass by all of my disciples?

And don't get me started on my mother. The whole "immaculate conception" thing was a crock of shit. Her vagina gaped so wide and dad had such a small cock he didn't touch the sides. And that "man made in his image" bullshit - well it's only 100% true for those tiny dicked slanty eyed motherfuckers over in Asia. Fuck I hate gooks.

Just testing this blog shit out..

I think I'm done with this temp theme.. if anybody has any complaints.. go fuck yourself.. if you have problems with colors or something like that, let me know..

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